: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Umm I'm too high to move.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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