Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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