I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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