Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
If I had your ass I would rule the world
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
Randomize
