man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
