I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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