Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
