I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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