You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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