what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
the raccoons are back...
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