Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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