is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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