ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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