I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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