C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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