I must be too annoying 4 u.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
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yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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