i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
