going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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