New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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