why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
