Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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