Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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