they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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