Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
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