Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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