he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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