Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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