Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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