Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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