he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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