Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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