I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
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