didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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