nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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