brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Randomize
