its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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