i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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