Taylor Swift is so right about you.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
ok first of all what the fuck
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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