How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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