We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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