I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I think a kid would responsible me up
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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