I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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