i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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