Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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