oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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