see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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