You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Randomize
