I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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