Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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