Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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